Here's the story. When I pack, I put all of the zippers in a certain position on my luggage for ease of access and so that I can tell at a glance if my bags have been opened. No, that's not obsessive-it's my method. Okay, to some it might seem obsessive, but it works for me. Back to the story. On my last trip, as my bags slowly wound around the conveyor belt, I noticed that my zippers were "out of place". When I got home, I found a nice placard from the TSA-Notice of Baggage Inspection. My unmentionables had been violated!! What had they seen? What had they said about what they'd seen? What had they touched? Egad!! The placard stated that the contents may have been searched and returned to your bag. Really?? I'm sure that was a feat of modern science and technology. My bags are packed with such precision and order; akin to putting together one of those 2000 piece jigsaw puzzles, that I feel the need to apologize to the poor agent upon whose shoulders this task fell.Dr. DClutter™
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